THE HOT DAMNED SERIES – AUDIOBOOKS

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Fashionably Dead In Diapers: The Hot Damned Series

 

Written by: Robyn Peterman

Narrated by: Jessica Almasy

Length: Not Yet Known

Series: Hot Damned, Book 4

Unabridged Audiobook

Release Date: 02-09-16

Publisher: Audible Studios

This title is scheduled to be released on 02-09-16

And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard…. That’s nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren’t any books on raising True Immortals, so let me give you a few tips….

Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion, and a map will help if you only have seven minutes and 31 seconds. You’re welcome.

Parenting books are useless if you’re not human. If your child is half Vampyre/half Demon, I would suggest not using parenting books at all – they can backfire like a mother humper. Trust me on this.

Have sex.

When your child tells you he has an imaginary friend, do not discount this as fantasy. Oftentimes your child isn’t imagining anything. If he persists with alarming and violent stories about this fictional buddy, it’s probably a Troll. Do a thorough search of your home and kill it. Decapitation works best. Some imaginary friends are harmless. However, it’s wise not to take chances.

Have sex again.

When in large crowds, make sure you hold tight to your child’s hand. Losing a child in an amusement park is terrifying. If you’re truly paranoid, a parent could consider putting a chip in their child. If you do this, don’t discuss it at dinner parties. People will think you are weird.

At least cuddle.

Playing with dolls is fun. Being one? No so much. If your child ever finds a Genie in a bottle, flush it immediately. Many children wish for things that are very difficult to reverse…like being doll sized. If this happens, move to Oz. There are many people of small stature there. And yes, it really does exist.

Find a closet and go to town.

©2015 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

Other Audiobooks In The Series:


Fashionably Dead

Audiobook 1

Fashionably Dead Down Under

Audiobook 2

Hell On Heels

Audiobook 3

A Fashionably Dead Christmas

Audiobook 5

Fashionably Hotter Than Hell

Audiobook 6

Fashionably Dead And Wed

Audiobook 7

Fashionably Fanged

Audiobook 8