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I Named My Crockpot Tina Turner

by Robyn Peterman | Apr 7, 2016 | Crockpots, Magic and Mayhem, new books, pre-order, Switching Hour, Vampire, Werewolf, Witch Glitch, Witches

It wasn’t love at first sight. It wasn’t even like at first sight. She sat in my pantry and metaphorically flipped me off every time I glanced her way. Mind you, I might have lifted the birdie finger first but does that really matter? No. I say no. She...

CRACK FLOSS IS NOT FOR WEENIES and I have a new book…

by Robyn Peterman | Sep 2, 2015 | Magic and Mayhem, new books, new series, pre-order, Switching Hour, Witches

“What are you doing?” my Hot Hubby asked. “I’m pulling my underwear out of my ass,” I replied with an eye roll. “Um…isn’t that a bit counterproductive?” he asked in the same tone he uses when he asks me if I’m having my period due to my throwing of...

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