YOU DID WHAT IN HIGH SCHOOL?????

YOU DID WHAT IN HIGH SCHOOL?????

THANKSGIVING, A TIME TO BARE ALL……. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. No presents, no baskets, no inappropriate stories and behavior from relatives….wait, I take back the last “no.” I’m always game for a good insult or breakdown. I enjoy eating...

Holy Crap!!!! My first literary review evaahh! It’s amazing. I’m not related to the gal who reviewed me and I don’t even know her! Therefore, proving to sweet baby Moses in a thong and everyone else (with or without a thong) that I didn’t pay her or bribe her in any...
ARE YOU F%$#ING KIDDING ME?

ARE YOU F%$#ING KIDDING ME?

ARE YOU F%#$ING KIDDING ME? HOW HARD CAN IT BE? hasn’t come out yet, but there is major interest from LA in making it into a movie!! Of course, I was in the LA show business scene for years and the chance of all the stars being aligned correctly and my book actually...
HAVING BABIES AT A QUESTIONABLE AGE….

HAVING BABIES AT A QUESTIONABLE AGE….

At my age I thought I was done blowing babies out, but alas…no. Writing a book is very similar to having a baby. You flirt with an idea (hit on guy), decide it’s a good idea (suss out that he’s not married or a total loser), write the first draft (date for a...
WHAT IN THE HELL WAS I THINKING?????

WHAT IN THE HELL WAS I THINKING?????

What in the hell made me think I could write a book? As I sit here staring at my keyboard, after having called it every name in the book, (assmonkey, assclown, ballsmacker, swampass, and the list goes on. Most of it unprintable…) I wonder if I can bring it...