Ooookay, several friends thought this said Penis on Fire…..when I first saw it, I did too. BUT IT’S NOT!! That would be awkward and unpleasant and illegal. It’s Pens…Pens on Fire and I will be there. I encourage all of you in the area to come and see if I can get through talking about HOW HARD CAN IT BE? without saying any potty words. I can. Yes, I can.
There will be some cool authors joining me and people will be signing their book. I will sign your Kindle or your Nook or your hand or your left butt cheek. Kidding! I think that might be illegal. If you’re interested you can follow the link below and sign up!

If you haven’t read HOW HARD CAN IT BE? get a copy and I will challenge you to the pork sword game! Don’t ask unless you really want to know……

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