THE HOT DAMNED SERIES

The Hot Damned Collection: Volume One



 

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LIMITED TIME BOXED SET!

It’s the Hot Damned Starter Kit! Read books 1-3 in one delightful volume!

Hell has never been so hilarious. 

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FASHIONABLY DEAD

Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.

At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?

Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.

According to my new Undead buddies, I’m the Chosen One.

Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of bloodsuckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.

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FASHIONABLY DEAD DOWN UNDER

Welcome to Hell.

Literally.

The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook…Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real.

I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of twenty minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were…

By all that’s unholy, I thought Ethan’s Vampyre family was crazy…Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons.

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HELL ON HEELS

Where does a Demon go when she gets deported from Hell?

Kentucky. Eden, Kentucky to be more specific—where nothing is exactly as it seems. 

My name is Dixie. I’m a Demon—a lousy Demon. I’m a twenty-one-year old virgin and I have a battery operated boyfriend. My magic is iffy at best and downright dangerous at worst. Leaving Hell to represent my race is not high on my list of things to do.

All I want to do is go home, but with the balance of good and evil in my hands, I’m stuck in the garden of Eden. Oh well, what the Hell. Someone has to save the world before there’s no world left to save. Might as well be me.

 

 

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Fast Facts

Series: The Hot Damned Series

Published:  April 13, 2020

Publisher: Robyn Peterman

Genre: Paranormal Romance, Humor & Satire

Length:  946 pages

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